Sunday, March 1, 2009

Can't stop that Conn

If you're one for conspiracy theories then keep reading, because you're in for a treat:

Have you ever wondered why Tri-Con is the contractor for the construction of Lee University's new science and math building?

On a campus ruled by President Conn, held captive by conn-vocation, and featuring the Conn center and Paul Conn Student Union, it only seems fitting that the university should select a construction company based on its name, or does it?

Perhaps, the Conn family owns Tri-Con.

Who else around here would it be named after? Apparently Dr. Paul Conn, Brian Conn, and even Darlia Conn have operated the company from their offices at Lee for sometime now.

For instance, every time Darlia Conn plays a "C" on a piano, a new brick is placed. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

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