Tuesday, February 24, 2009

BREAKING: The Hanger Is Gone!

This just in: The blue hanger that has haunted the men's room in the Deacon Jones Dining Hall since the beginning of the 2008-09 school year is missing.

The hanger had been hanging from one of the stalls in the restroom, stationary and unused for nearly seven months.

It's hard to believe that such a small thing can accumulate a cult following.

For instance, some blog readers avidly followed the adventures of the miraculous hanger as it appeared in October, November and January.

Sophomore Matt Smith even wrote of his devotion to the hanger on his personal blog.

Now that it's gone, a time of mourning has begun.

Do you have any stories to share about your experiences with the hanger? If so, leave a comment.

(And remember, I'll be highly suspect if any female comments on this post!)

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