Monday, November 3, 2008

Can I get extra mocha in my John McCain?

New at Jazzman's, just in time for the election, are special drinks for those eager voters on campus.

The new drinks, however, seem to raise a few questions.

1: Does Jazzman's really expect anyone at Lee University to buy the Barack Obama? Really?

2: Why does the Barack Obama cost $4.55 and the John McCain cost $4.05? Are Republicans cheaper??

3: So Barack has Dark and White Mocha and John just gets the White Mocha. Racist?

4. Why does the Barack Obama have more ingredients than the John McCain?

5. Why is the American flag on the board backwards? Isn't that disrespectful?

Try them out, let me know which candidate tastes better. In fact, leave a comment below.

1 comment:

Juliane said...

careful what you write on the web because you dont know who it will be sent to. or who it will give a bad name....

beside, i assume you were joking, but obviously the drink with more syrups will cost more. i did not come up with the drink, it was submitted to us, not our creation. it won because it tasted good....