Tuesday, September 23, 2008

He's got the power!

A suspicious orange extension cord is hanging out of the window of the president's office and running over the grass outside the Vest Building....

What could Dr. Conn possibly be powering from his office?

That wire could lead to only one of three things:

1. That smoothie blender in Jazzman's. I always knew those frozen delights tasted a tad too powerful.

2. Hughes Hall. After all, why wouldn't the president want complete control over what time the lights turn off in what could be the rowdiest hall on campus?

3. Dr. Conn's secret underground bobblehead factory. Production needs to be ramped up to fulfill demand for Ask the President chapel.

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